Olympic Ducks and The King’s Chimp
The guys discuss why it’s fiscally responsible to always know where your driveway is, what makes the first 60 seconds of a random Central Florida garage sale so dangerous, and when showing “kindness” to your neighbors can get you life in prison.
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“I got it on a timer.” “Ding Dong.” (Door Mac)
The guys discuss when a wafflestomp proves you did not cheat at Chinese Chess, how Canadians simply do not tolerate pretend witchcraft, and why having a mullet and an unpopular last name will get your bread an end cap display at your local grocer.
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Fisical Macironi, Cola Hugs, and A Wasted Coat Rack
The guys discuss when 25 minutes means it’s time to drop the purse and start the car, how wood testosterone is 17% greater than ball testosterone, and why holiday eye contact is so imperative in avoiding wang fractures.
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A TCO Escape Room, Crappy AirPods, and The Wannabe Bus Driver
The guys discuss just how flammable paint CAN be on a Stanley mug, when stage diving CAN cost you a new pair of kicks, why being shot 27 times and getting hit with grenade shrapnel CAN still be better than being at home with the family.
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Urinal Crumbs and K-Sooooooo Dip
The guys discuss why the new Grand Theft Auto will feature gospel music, how to play the odds of the dead jockey winning the race, and when a smoking corpse is the most expensive Uber.
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“Come for the CPU, stay for the cookies”
The guys discuss how why when you go on vacation for 15 years your house gets demolished, how a man named Tony’s stories got completely omitted from a very popular book, and when a marketplace motherboard post is far more successful than Tinder.
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Unenthusiastic Leftovers and Garden Ammunition
The guys discuss why calling 719-266-2837 will automatically make any day better, how the complex anatomy of a turtle works while explaining it to Damon, and what might possibly be the world’s worst law firm representation.
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Swedish Cannibals, Car Snacks, and Boioioing Powder
The guys discuss when it can be a felony if you “ain’t no hollaback girl”, why Domino’s regrets not thoroughly explaining what constitutes an “emergency” to Damon, and how Iowa is the hub for a crappy giraffe jewelry smuggling ring from Kenya.
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Elderly Island and A Ninja Parade
The guys discuss why the answer to “Grandma Ending Thanksgiving $500” is “What Is Defecation?”, when confrontation is the only way to retain your Cheez-Its, and how cussing in front of a baby can result in homicide.
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