The guys discuss why you can never have too many airbags when there’s a goat in the car, how $200 will not only get Nana a box but also a cosmetic touch-up, and when having a loving husband willing to crap in your driveway can save you $17,500 for a night out.
Land Boat and Red Dogging
The guys discuss how in the 1950’s you could hijack an aircraft every two years with zero repercussions, when a couples retreat to a horse ranch will boost your husband’s confidence, and why stalactites and stalagmites without a tram will kill your reviews.
E-Chocolate and A Back Cracking French Dip
The guys discuss why it’s a good idea to keep the interior of your Chevy Cruze clean in the slim chance you may encounter a silverback gorilla, when violent flailing is the ONLY possibility of summoning a lifeguard, and how gambling on incontinence requires a thorough rinse between rounds.
“When you show up for the ape bang you wanna be near the end…”
The guys discuss why your wedding dinner on the L train tastes so salty, when location can supersede infidelity in a Yelp review, and how “Drop Hog” has become a real threat to the zipper industry as we know it.
“And this is just TODAY’S sack of nickels.”
The guys discuss why a social media HIPAA Law is necessary, when Ciabatta bread is the most romantic path to fresh air, and how Damon will never be more bangable than a muppet.
Loophole The Bear and Coffin Earrings
The guys discuss why sometimes a second helicopter ride is necessary while trying to find your cell phone, when an improperly supervised child can cause a urinary tract infection, and how all doggie doors are not “Exit Only”.
“Audiohive Podcasting. We recommend the fish…”
The guys discuss what might be the world’s most dangerous apple tree, how many pool balls you can ingest and NOT clog the toilet, and why filling all the holes of your marriage with a donut means you must close up shop for at least one hour a day.
Enthusiastic Elbow Washing and A Two Dish Minimum
The guys discuss why you should always secure all penguins pre-flight, when changing altitudes all but guarantees a victory in bear racing, and how keeping your eggs and car keys in the same pocket of your wetsuit is a huge mistake.
Emotional Support Tigers and A Steaming Pile of Lotto Winnings
The guys discuss how staying in one room can greatly improve your memory, when a request for unwashed flatulence will result in fornication, and why most Egyptian tombs smell like Chicago style hotdogs.
“I love her so much, I’m gonna smack the dong right off of your torso…”
The guys discuss why alliteration was absolutely imperative during 18th century sexting, when an ear-piercing Hawk on a minibike is your best chance at exoneration, and how 4 1/2lbs of corned beef and several potatoes instantly becomes a single serving if not labeled properly.