The guys discuss the lazy new technique of Homicide Painting, how a “boiling bag” can prevent you from accidentally seeing your family naked during T.V. time, and why any verdict handed down by the Court of Sharper Image includes worry-free retribution.
The title says it all, doesn’t it?! All jokes aside, we do a lot of good old fashioned, high brow, sophisticated PUNS this episode with the new (recurring?) segment: Puns Just-In! Get it? Get it? …Get it? ANYWAY, other topics include: friends who might as well be enemies, ignoring friends, a weird time theory about how we’re all the same person (timey wimey b.s.), and Austin Powers! Crikey! Oh, and another Would You Rather! 🎶🎶ALSO THE BUMMY BEARS GET A NEW THEME SONG!!!!!!!!! 🎶🎶
Welcome! It’s another fun episode of America’s favorite nerdy / dirty / (hopefully) funny podcast!!! On today’s episode, The Bums lean a little nerdy and talk about Batman! Ranking the old movies, and reviewing the new one! C’mon, it’s been out long enough. No more avoiding spoilers! They also talk about KILLING UNCLE BEN, Frank’s obsession with Lenny Kravitz, Justin meeting a comedian (and NOT SHOUTING OUT BUMMY BEARS!) and finally, Jerry reaches out to a potential new sponsor. It’s blue, and you chew it. Wink wink. Also, another Would You Rather! Featuring Jerry’s girl, and Jerry’s girl’s girl! Not really on the girl’s girl part. Womp. Womp.
The guys discuss how LinkedIn endorsements for mountain climbing are imperative for success, how lack of preparation and cheating is customary in the pianist community, and when a tow truck driver’s phone call outweighs a 70 ton crime.
This week, the Bummy Bears do some stuff! They spend a LONG TIME making fun (or praising) Jerry’s BEAR tattoo, and another friend unfortunately gets caught in the line of fire too. Then, after the Tattoo Critique (Ink Master, anyone?), they play another new game! New to the show anyway! Truth or Drink! Things occasionally got heavy and a bit serious.. But hey, welcome to best friends dealing with best friends. That’s not just a line they say, it’s the truth! They’re BFFs! Oh! And another Would You Rather!
The guys learn about Mac’s free, germaphobic pony that hates nature and people, Ted meets the most interesting man alive, and Damon gets mauled by a polar bear in a stolen Grand National.
The boys have some fun in this one! First, Jerry and Justin decide it’s a basketball podcast and talk BULLS, much to Frank’s chagrin. 3 Points for correct usage of that word! Woo! The Bulls Brothers? That might be too old of a reference. Anyway, they test Frank’s basketball knowledge by making up some player names. And in doing so, give birth to the All-American phenom LeCarbi Hill. Once the “Sports Ball” podcast ends, they get into things like Jerry being petty if he ever had a son who was taller than him, how Justin would rip the trachea out of his kid if they sang better than him, and how Frank wishes his kids the best. What a great (maybe someday) Dad. Afterwards, Justin brings in a game to play. Let’s call it… Head Cases. And you know it ain’t Bummy Bears without a game of Would You Rather!
This podcast isn’t actually sponsored by Foot Wedge Custom Pens. YET. Wink wink. CALL US.
The guys discuss when a car warranty can save your life, a caretaker that rakes and waters Italian loafers, and how when the chicken’s frozen the victim is not a relative.
Another fun episode incoming, folks! Today the B-B-B-Bummy Bears talk seasons that blew their minds! Archer, Game of Thrones, Futurama, and more! Also lots of anime talk (Jerry checked out) and Futurama talk (Justin checked out) and Frank vows to watch a few episodes of The Office (he HATES The Office) if we get the Youtube subscriber count to 50. C’mon, ya Bums!
And remember boys and girls: If it’s ugly, I’m out. And you should be too!
