It’s a Power Hour! That’s one shot of beer every minute for a full hour! This is one you should definitely watch, if you can! The Youtube link is below! See (or hear) the Bummy Bears slowly descend into madness as the clock keeps ticking down into the New Year! Also, we have our first guest (kind of)!
The guys discuss “Rage Quitting” holidays, the appropriate amount of effort required to sell items that were previously earmarked for the curb, and Ted flies after a false confirmation of safety.
It’s the Christmas episode! Yes, we know it’s a week late, but we’re BUMS!!! Ha.. Ha.. Anyway.. This week the boys watch the classic NOT Christmas movie Die Hard! John McClain, baby! It’s a literal watch-a-long, so go ahead and pull up the movie, put it on mute, and hear the boys argue over whether or not it actually is a Christmas movie! Oh, other arguments and points of topic are fast food criteria, bromances, bald spots, and (of course) butt stuff. Then, at the end of the movie, stick around for their first annual Dirty Santa!
The guys agree New Year’s Resolutions are unnecessary, discuss how to get the terrible odors out of a pop icon’s mansion, and discover the disappointment caused by three miles of foreplay.
This week, one of the bums gets a little heated when he forgets that we make jokes on this podcast. Good thing that only lasts for a few minutes! After the bums reunite, they put their age to the test.. A hearing test! Finally, the boys talk about their first competition! It’s a Tinder thing! They’ll impersonate each other and compete for likes. Only one winner, but two losers! Stay tuned for that!
The guys discuss what makes an enjoyable holiday, why David Hasselhoff’s chest hair is imperative when gardening, and how Mac may be required to attend meetings for his only holiday tradition.
Jerry’s late for the FIRST TIME EVER, so until he gets there, Frank and Justin talk smack in their first solo Hot Mic (check it out on the beginning of the Youtube version)! Exciting! After the three are reunited, they talk about the massacre of millions of kids, Catholic guilt, fun with pillows, God Complexes, and inadvertently creating a LUNATIC! Then, the boys play a new improv game! Let’s call it Caveat!
The guys discuss the “World’s Best Sharpshooter”, Damon unveils the newest way to transport cake, and Mac begs the guys NOT to play Lite Brite on his new studio lamps.