The guys discuss the new musical Grant, how Mac is both startled and confused by noises that he causes, and the need for a numbered waitress system in our society.
The guys discuss the most effective way of negotiating the purchase of a used shower rod, how people no longer fear their face “freezing that way”, and how an Arby’s coupon can get you significant ownership stake in any Puracchio Enterprise.
The guys discuss the proper techniques for animals to gossip, how stupid you have to be for autocorrect to give up and disable itself, and how a beach body and firearms are forever related.
The guys discuss “Rage Quitting” holidays, the appropriate amount of effort required to sell items that were previously earmarked for the curb, and Ted flies after a false confirmation of safety.
The guys agree New Year’s Resolutions are unnecessary, discuss how to get the terrible odors out of a pop icon’s mansion, and discover the disappointment caused by three miles of foreplay.
The guys discuss what makes an enjoyable holiday, why David Hasselhoff’s chest hair is imperative when gardening, and how Mac may be required to attend meetings for his only holiday tradition.
The guys discuss the “World’s Best Sharpshooter”, Damon unveils the newest way to transport cake, and Mac begs the guys NOT to play Lite Brite on his new studio lamps.
The guys discuss their favorite Thanksgiving dishes, Ted repeatedly shows off another unnecessary accent, and Damon admits to being the “wingman” for a three year old.