The guys discuss when a $35 t-shirt and front row seats can’t guarantee a laugh, how buying a gorilla at a Halloween party will get you prison time, and why a hot glue gun and a dream is detrimental to the battery industry.
Naked Microbiology and Snorted Danes
The guys discuss when a pizza place is “kinda closed” right now, how when a wife misses her husband (6 times) it results in a huge headache, and why you should never prematurely terminate a hunt for lost chop sticks.
Norwegian Calming Paws and Self Defense Nose Jobs
The guys discuss how lack of regular physical exertion can lead to a trifecta of near death experiences, when a trip to Canada can get you in an ambulance and the Guinness World Record Book, and why Coca-Cola and endless hams leads to gator obesity.
Extreme Ironing, Robot Coyotes, and “STINK OUT”
The guys discuss exactly what is the most important item to pack when skydiving, why having an opinion while working retail in Scotland requires wearing a helmet, and how if 2 sailors can scrape up a sign no title is necessary to transfer ownership of a WWII submarine.
Pigeon Hats and Baby Nets
The guys discuss why all Mountain Dew should be opened by day 29, how owning a boat directly relates to an endless supply of free goats, and when a “First Name” salutation assures an effective recruitment campaign.
Without further ado, we love us some Teacher Vodka & Getting Clapped
The guys discuss how to enjoy a meal on an unstable surface, when violating a statue makes you fertile, and why a brown notebook can literally halt the waffle distribution in Tennessee.
Bonus Episode* Thermostat Guarding and A New Balance of Power (April Fools)
The guys discuss how the calendar can dictate entertainment, why it’s important to jump ahead almost an hour today, and when you realize you’ve been had knowing you sometimes just gotta sing along.
Episode 200!!! “Speed Hating …no vegans…”
The guys discuss how smoking in birdcages is next to impossible yet eating a sandwich is not, why being a healthy Frolfer makes you way more popular during wedding season, and when removing your wide-brimmed hat assures you a free fifty pound Tarpon.
Family Nudist Camps, Meat Naps, & Deceased and Assist
The guys discuss how Damon’s saved soul qualifies him as a hero, when “six to a stick” is the only acceptable measurement for a green coaster on your table, and why turtle tunnels are essential in preventing train derailment.
Tobacco & Leather and Hotbedding
The discuss how flexible scheduling only guarantees frustration and not employment, why they will never put ATMs in funeral homes, and when a dog tossed over the fence to a polar bear will definitely be be caught with left hand and get you free admission.