Question Marks??? and Pizzly the Clown

The guys discuss how a very lucrative Ponzi scheme can easily be formed by just clearing out your unwanted organs, when homemade currency and/or ID card should immediately raise suspicion, and why you should never buy your weed from Tyler. 

Psycho Mike, Elton Jeff, and Tanklin Roosevelt

The guys discuss why an overly generous employer makes going home nearly impossible, when hearing “just don’t get it in his eyes” initiates a prayer for pepper spray, and how pork-filled sky scrapers will inadvertently regulate the price of a cup of coffee.

Hamper Hoops and Spubee Dooby Doo

The guys discuss how being inquisitive about the location of a butthole can coax any teenager out of their room, when LOCATION is the single most important factor for proper interpretation of a cleverly titled 50K race, and why teaching a beaver to pull a rip cord is imperative when re-wilding Idaho’s wilderness.

Two Tones of Turds and Life Saving Quips

The guys discuss how Debra’s herpes comparatively have little effect on you getting your McNuggets, when stovetop flatulence needs to be addressed in your dating video, and why you should never exit your vehicle on the overpass to intervene in an abduction. 

A Street Smart Hawk and “The pickle costs more”

The guys discuss why the best way to avoid eating dry cereal is to get yourself two VR headsets, when curbside vending truly defines the wealth of a rural community, and how a total unwillingness to pay the pizza delivery girl almost always results in death. 

“You had to be a smiling ghost! That hole is huge!”

The guys discuss how a birthday celebration where the pig skins were completely irrelevant lead to them “banging”, when an extremely strong orifice and an ill-advised lift ends a first date with an ER visit and broken fingers, and why there is no breathalyzer needed once you see the aviators and Barbie Jeep.